How to Movie
Every film we have watched and written up, newest first. One minute each.
🌕🚀 What if Apollo 11 was secretly about checking out a crashed alien ship on the dark side of the Moon? That's…
📼🍿 Grew up on 80s action movies? This one is basically a reunion party 🎉 Stallone, Statham, Van Damme, Jet Li and…
⏳🕸️ Fair warning: it ends on a cliffhanger. Some people hate that, but I just can't wait for part two. 🙌 Spider-Man:…
🇷🇺🥊 "If he dies, he dies." Four words, and you know exactly what Rocky is walking into 😬 Dolph Lundgren barely talks…
⚡🕷️ Great couple. Messy movie. 🤷 The Amazing Spider-Man 2 nails Peter and Gwen, the swinging through New York looks fantastic, and…
😂🕺 Every crew needs a Moose. Adam Sevani steals Step Up 2: The Streets with pure goofy joy. 💥 He's the reason…
🎬✨ Easy A is the movie that turned me into a lifelong Emma Stone fan. I expected a cute teen comedy and…
🎰✨ Some movies you watch once. Ocean's Eleven is the kind you throw on any night and enjoy all over again. 🍿…
🔙🍿 If you skipped X2, go back. It still holds up great. 👏 Stryker goes after Xavier's school, and the X-Men are…
🎭 Say what you want about X-Men: The Last Stand, but the cast shows up. Ian McKellen makes Magneto tired, angry and…
🧠🧲 The best superhero villains believe they're right. Ian McKellen's Magneto in X-Men is exactly that kind of villain. 🎭 His story…
🖖🤖 Picard is usually the calmest guy in the room. The Borg are the one thing that gets under his skin. 💥…
🤖💥 I know Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen gets a bad rap. I had a blast anyway 🍿 Michael Bay goes all…
👠 Loved Meryl Streep in The Devil Wears Prada? Emma Thompson's Baroness is about to become your new favorite 💅 She's cold,…
🎭 Jennifer Lawrence carries this one, but the supporting cast deserves a standing ovation. Woody Harrelson's drunk mentor, Elizabeth Banks' bright and…
🤝🍿 Welcome to the Circle of Trust. Good luck staying in it. 😅 Greg Focker just wants to win over his girlfriend's…
🔥👰 Samara Weaving carries this whole movie on her blood-soaked shoulders. Her Grace grew up in foster care and is used to…
🎭🩸 Clayface has a killer first half and a back half that runs out of steam. Matt Hagen is an actor who…
