How to Movie
Every film we have watched and written up, newest first. One minute each.
🕵️♂️🎭 Every so often a supporting performance walks off with the whole movie. Branagh's America-loving ex-KGB agent is that performance 👏. I'd…
🎯🎥 Affleck the director is better than people gave him credit for in 2010. The camera stays close, the accents sound like…
🤠👽 This moves more like a western or a horror film than a sci-fi action picture. Slow, mean, and completely confident in…
🤔🎞️ Why does this still hit harder than every gangster film that copied it? Because it never tells you these people are…
🔥🎬 Ten out of ten. No notes 👏 A Brooklyn dive bar holds mob money on certain nights. Some guys rob it.…
💥🎞️ Wahlberg steals this one outright and doesn't apologize for it. By Any Means is slow in places, a little unpolished, and…
I've followed the Warner Brothers' DC animated slate for years, and a handful of them sit in my personal hall of fame.…
📬👀 Best trailer I've seen in a while. The movie itself? Not quite there 😕. The setup is clever, the quiet old…
📉🎬 If this is sitting on your watchlist, I'd move it down. There are better ways to spend two hours with your…
👨⚕️🖖 Karl Urban walks away with this entire movie. Bones and Spock bickering on a rock is the best thing here by…
🚀🖖 Star Trek Into Darkness is the rare blockbuster sequel that gets bigger without forgetting who these people are. Chris Pine plays…
💥🚀 Best argument for this movie is its first ten minutes. Show up for that and you're locked in for the rest…
🎬🌾 This is a romantic drama wearing an apocalypse costume. If you're waiting for it to turn into a thriller, you'll be…
🎬🖤 This one splits cleanly down the middle. If you gravitate toward slower, artsier character studies, it's a good watch 🎞️ If…
Mile 22 grabs you by the collar in the first few minutes and never lets go. The premise is as lean as…
🔪🎬 Carpenter gave us a blank space to fill in ourselves. Zombie shows you the whole ugly mess instead 😨. There's one…
🎭🔥 Four performances, zero weak links. Tom Hardy plays Forrest like a man the whole town believes cannot be killed, and he…
🍿🔥 If you're a Statham fan, or even Statham-adjacent, go see this one 🙌. Ocean, cargo ship, nowhere to run, and an…
