How to Movie
Every film we have watched and written up, newest first. One minute each.
🦅🎬 Michael Keaton is the secret weapon in this Spider-Man movie. His Vulture isn't a cackling cartoon; he's a blue-collar guy who…
Some movies get better every time you watch them, and this is one of the rare few. I loved it as a…
😆🍪 Didn't expect much, ended up laughing out loud the whole way through. This is a goofy comedy that knows exactly what…
🔥🛸 A big, gorgeous, wonderful mess. That's the pitch, and I mean every word 💯. Yes the dialogue clunks and yes it…
🎬🖤 Going in, I figured this would play it safe. It absolutely doesn't 😳. The film turns its own glossy aesthetic against…
💛🕵️ You expect the fights and the jokes, but the thing that stuck with me was the friendship. There's a quiet safe…
😔💔 This one hit me hard, and it earned every second of it. Mila Kunis gives the best performance of her career…
🎥🙌 Low expectations, genuinely impressed. That's how I came out of this comedy 😲. It uses a taboo subject like a good…
💭 This is a movie I've watched through two completely different sets of eyes. As a kid it was pure adventure, as…
🎈❤️ Patch Adams is a feel-good movie that knows exactly what it wants to do. Robin Williams carries the whole thing, and…
🌴🐘 Great hook, decent payoff. Watching the jungle creep over a suburban house is genuinely cool, and a lot of it feels…
📚🎞️ The real story here isn't the math or even the trauma. It's a guy who keeps apologizing for who he could…
😂🥰 If you need a movie that makes you feel better about people, this is it. It's genuinely funny, sweet, and pulls…
🏛️⚔️ I trust Christopher Nolan almost completely, so admitting this is my least favorite of his is a real thing. And yet,…
👑⚡ A masterclass in pacing and payoff, no notes. Radcliffe, Fiennes, and Bonham Carter all bring their A-game 🎬 The courtyard scene…
😂🎬 Minions teaming up with a lineup of Hollywood villains? More fun than I expected. 🍿 The humor early on is gold…
🌅 If you’re looking for a film that emphasizes kindness and the beauty of human connection, this is it. Hanks brings Fred…
🎞️🌌 Cloud Atlas is a bold masterpiece that blends multiple timelines into one unforgettable narrative. The way it tackles universal human struggles…
