All movie reviews
Every film we have watched and written up, newest first. One minute each.
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The Sixth Sense (1999) 😀
🔍✨ Already know the ending of The Sixth Sense? Watch it again anyway. 🔁 Seeing how carefully everything was set up is…
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The Ring (2002) 😊
🕳️😬 You'll never look at a well the same way again. That's the lasting gift of The Ring (2002). 📺 Watch a…
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Wildwood (2026) 😊
Wildwood is a movie I'd happily watch again. That's for what's on screen, not for the story holding it together. The claymation…
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Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (2023) 🤩
🐜✨ Marvel just shrank its heroes and sent them somewhere wild. The Quantum Realm in Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania is strange,…
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Smile (2022) 😀
😁🔪 Smile is the kind of horror movie that follows you home. Sosie Bacon plays a therapist who starts seeing people grin…
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Alita: Battle Angel (2019) 🤩
💯 Perfect score, no hesitation. Alita: Battle Angel gets better every time I rewatch it 🔁 Big action, a lived-in world, and…
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Klara and the Sun (2026) ☹️
Klara and the Sun is one of the most frustrating kinds of movies: so many pieces are close to perfect, and they…
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Lincoln (2012) 🤩
🎭 Daniel Day-Lewis disappears into Lincoln so completely that ten minutes in, I couldn't picture anyone else in the role. That high,…
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Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012) ☹️
🧟♂️🪓 Zombieland knew how to laugh at its own ridiculous premise. Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter does not. 🤔 It stays grim, tosses…
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Mean Girls (2004) 😀
🛍️ On Wednesdays we wear pink, and on any day we rewatch this one. Twenty years later, it's still funnier than most…
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M3GAN (2023) 😀
M3GAN is a whole lot of fun, and I didn't see that coming. I walked in expecting a cheap killer doll movie.…
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Ex Machina (2015) 😀
🤖✨ Ex Machina keeps you guessing until the last few minutes, then lives in your head for days. Three characters, one glass…
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Signs (2002) 😀
🧩 Every small detail in Signs counts. Things that look like set dressing early on come back when you least expect it.…
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Bird Box (2018) 🤩
🤫🙈 Loved A Quiet Place? This one asks you to give up your eyes instead of your voice. 👁️ But Bird Box…
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A Quiet Place Part II (2021) 😀
🍿😱 8/10. Scary, smart, and every bit as nerve-racking as the original. 🫣 The opening alone had me hooked. If the first…
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10 Cloverfield Lane (2016) 🤩
🎬😱 10 Cloverfield Lane is one of the best surprises I've ever had at the movies. It came out of nowhere and…
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Love of Your Life (2026) ☹️
🎬💔 Love of Your Life has a lot going for it: a terrific lead, gorgeous sets, and strong acting across the board.…
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Glass (2019) 😀
🔥 8/10, and I'd defend it to anyone. James McAvoy is unreal again, switching from Hedwig to Dennis to the Beast in…