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The ones we would take the evening back on. Kept published on purpose: a site that only ever says yes is not worth much, and knowing what to avoid is half of choosing.
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My Oxford Year (2025) ☹️
📚✨ Sofia Carson shines in My Oxford Year, but the story never quite reaches its potential. Beautiful setting, slow pacing, and missing…
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Mickey 17 (2025) ☹️
Mickey 17 is visually stunning but hard to connect with. 🎥🚀 The sci-fi elements work, but the story stays too complex, making…
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The Gorge (2025) ☹️
The Gorge had so much potential… but it just didn’t land. 🤷♂️ While Miles Teller & Anya Taylor-Joy are great, the chemistry…
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Flight Risk (2025) ☹️
Flight Risk Review ✈️❄️ Great concept, solid cast… but the execution? Not so much. 😬 Gibson’s direction lacks focus, and some action…
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Back in Action (2025) ☹️
💥👀 Back in Action has big stars but misses the mark. A few laughs, some decent action, and a killer soundtrack can’t…
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A Family Affair (2024) ☹️
If you're hoping for a charming love story in "A Family Affair," you might be left wanting. Despite Kidman's talent, the lack…
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Lisa Frankenstein (2024) ☹️
Lisa Frankenstein ☹️ tried to be quirky, edgy, and fun… but it just didn’t work. 🧟♂️💀 A few funny moments, but the…
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Damsel (2024) ☹️
Damsel ☹️ had promise, but it just doesn’t deliver. ⚔️👑 The story stays surface-level, the acting is a bit too cheesy, and…
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Monkey Man (2024) ☹️
Monkey Man ☹️ had potential, but the story just didn’t land. 🤷♂️ Dev Patel delivers, and the action is solid for John…
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The Last Showgirl (2024) ☹️
The Last Showgirl wasn’t my cup of tea, but that doesn’t mean it won’t resonate with you. Think The Whale meets The…
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Madame Web (2024) ☹️
Ugh, Sony, what happened??!! Let’s not mince words: Madame Web is mediocre at best. For a quick review, it’s disappointing. Let’s unpack…
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The 4:30 Movie (2024) ☹️
***SPOILER*** The 4:30 Movie is a coming-of-age rom-com with a cute couple, a sweet backstory, and the promise of an adorable first…
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Sweethearts (2024) ☹️
Sweethearts has an appealing rom-com premise but falls short due to a lack of chemistry between leads Jamie and Ben. Palmer, the…
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Civil War (2024) ☹️
Civil War is a visually striking film with strong performances, particularly from Kirsten Dunst and Cailee Spaeny. However, despite its compelling buildup…
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Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver (2024) ☹️
Rebel Moon - Part Two: The Scargiver falls short of expectations, lacking cohesion despite strong performances from Sofia Boutella and Atticus (Ed…
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Borderlands (2024) ☹️
The film was a disappointment despite high expectations. The cast performed well, but the weak storyline hindered the film's success. Key comedic…
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No Hard Feelings (2023) ☹️
No Hard Feelings had potential—and a few laughs—but that beach scene? Way too much. 😳🩲 Most of the best jokes were in…
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Bird Box Barcelona (2023) ☹️
Loved the original Bird Box, but the Barcelona spin-off? Not so much. 😶 30 minutes in and I was already out. If…