All movie reviews
Every film we have watched and written up, newest first. One minute each.
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Verity (2026) โน๏ธ
๐ Did she really just look at her like that? That's the question Verity keeps you asking, and those moments are the…
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The Love Hypothesis (2026) ๐
๐โ The Love Hypothesis is a sweet, cozy weekend watch. Olive is so easy to root for that you fall for her…
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Primetime (2026) ๐
Robert Pattinson has had plenty of great roles, but I'm not sure he's ever been this exquisite. He plays a narcissist, and…
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21 Jump Street (2012) ๐
๐ฟ๐ Rewatchable comedies are rare, and this one clears the bar easily. It knows exactly what it is: Nick Offerman literally tells…
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Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018) ๐คฉ
๐๐จ Watch it once for the story. Watch it again for everything moving in the corners of the frame ๐ There is…
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The Lego Batman Movie (2017) ๐
๐ฆ๐งฑ I went in expecting a goofy toy spinoff and walked out convinced I'd just watched one of the best Batman movies…
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Practical Magic 2 (2026) ๐
๐คจ๐ฎ I was ready for the 30-year gap to be a problem. It wasn't ๐ Most legacy sequels either bury you in…
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The Mitchells vs. the Machines (2021) ๐คฉ
๐ฅ๐ค 10/10. One of the best animated films in years and I'm not softening that. ๐ฏ An AI called PAL decides humanity's…
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Runner (2026) โน๏ธ
๐บ๐ฟ Save your theater money on Runner and catch it at home. Owen Wilson is doing his effortless charisma thing and every…
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Barbarian (2022) ๐
๐ฐ๐๏ธ I came to this backwards: I saw Companion and the new Resident Evil first, then went back to the one everyone…
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Resident Evil (2026) ๐
๐ฑ๐ฟ I screamed out loud in a theater. More than once, and it hasn't happened to me in years ๐ Zach Cregger's…
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Mayday (2026) ๐
๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ญ Every so often a supporting performance walks off with the whole movie. Branagh's America-loving ex-KGB agent is that performance ๐. I'd…
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The Town (2010) ๐
๐ฏ๐ฅ Affleck the director is better than people gave him credit for in 2010. The camera stays close, the accents sound like…
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Riddick (2013) ๐
๐ค ๐ฝ This moves more like a western or a horror film than a sci-fi action picture. Slow, mean, and completely confident in…
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GoodFellas (1990) ๐คฉ
๐ค๐๏ธ Why does this still hit harder than every gangster film that copied it? Because it never tells you these people are…
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The Drop (2014) ๐คฉ
๐ฅ๐ฌ Ten out of ten. No notes ๐ A Brooklyn dive bar holds mob money on certain nights. Some guys rob it.…

