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Every film we have watched and written up, newest first. One minute each.
🎬 Nobody 2 closes out summer with pure popcorn action. The story’s a little rough, but once the chaos starts—wild fights &…
Jamie Lee Curtis 🤩 + Lindsay Lohan 💫 = pure body-swap brilliance 🔄💥 Freakier Friday is charming, hilarious, & full of heart…
📚✨ Sofia Carson shines in My Oxford Year, but the story never quite reaches its potential. Beautiful setting, slow pacing, and missing…
🖤 Weapons is unsettling in all the best ways—haunting visuals, bone-chilling characters, and just the right amount of dark humor. Not for…
Not every film is made to comfort you. Together is slow, tense, and unsettling… and that’s the point. 🎬Great performances, haunting tone—worth…
The Naked Gun is dumb 🤪, chaotic 🤯, and absolutely hilarious 😂. I laughed the entire time—and then laughed again just thinking…
🔥 Fantastic 4: First Steps is everything I hoped for—and more. Heartfelt, fresh, and beautifully acted. If you’re ready to love Marvel…
Happy Gilmore 2 is exactly what you think it is—and that's why it works! Slapstick? ✅ Heart? ✅ Over-the-top family? ✅Just sit…
🎬 Heads of State is pure popcorn gold! Cena and Elba crush it 💥, the laughs land hard 🤣, and the action…
🎃🔪 Back and Bloody - I Know What You Did Last Summer nailed it—scary, fun, and keeps you guessing. 🍿🔪 If you…
Echo Valley is a haunting, well-made film with stellar performances—especially Sydney Sweeney🖤🎭. Not for the faint of heart, but deeply captivating.🌪️
The Old Guard 2 had potential but didn’t quite stick the landing. Cool action🎬⚔️, familiar faces, but weak villain and some plot…
Krypto 🐶, color, pacing—all great! Some character beats & logic felt off, but Superman delivers hope & heroism. I’ll be back for…
Jurassic World: Rebirth had dinos in love ❤️🦖 but the dialogue? Painfully cheesy. 🧀 Not even the T. rex could save this…
F1 is pure adrenaline. 🔥 Killer racing, emotional depth, and a comeback story with Rocky vibes. That soundtrack? Unreal. 🎶🏎️ Don’t wait—see…
🧟♀️💣 28 Years Later is savage, smart, and way deeper than I expected. Long, tense cuts. A terrifying Alpha. A zombie giving…
Elio has heart, charm, and some truly gorgeous visuals 🌌 It’s not top-tier Pixar, but it’s a lovely reminder that it’s okay…
Materialists is sharp, intimate, and emotionally spot-on. 💥 That “so he makes you feel valued?” moment? One of the best pivots I’ve…
