All movie reviews
Every film we have watched and written up, newest first. One minute each.
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Meg 2: The Trench (2023) 😊
Not deep, just deadly fun. 🦈💥 Meg 2 goes bigger, louder, and sillier—and somehow, it works. Perfect for when you just want…
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Jules (2023) ☹️
Ben Kingsley brings quiet charm to Jules, a slow-burning tale of unlikely friendship and alien encounters 👽💫
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Fountain of Youth (2025) 😊
Was hoping for National Treasure vibes, but Fountain of Youth falls a little flat. 🧭 Decent cast, uneven action, and the plot…
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Lone Survivor (2013) 😀
Not for the faint of heart 💥 Lone Survivor is raw, real, and unforgettable. A story of valor, sacrifice, and the will…
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American Sniper (2014) 🤩
Bradley Cooper is phenomenal in American Sniper 💥 A powerful, patriotic, and heartbreaking story that hits hard and stays with you. 🎖️🎬…
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You Are So Not Invited to My Bat Mitzvah (2023) 😀
🎉 You Are So Not Invited to My Bat Mitzvah totally snuck up on me—funny, sweet, and way more heartfelt than I…
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My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3 (2023) ☹️
Plenty of heart, but not enough story 💔🇬🇷 My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3 aims to honor Gus but gets lost in…
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Love at First Sight (2023) 😊
Sweet, simple, and exactly what you'd hope for in a rom-com 💕✈️ Love at First Sight delivers a charming meet-cute, solid chemistry,…
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A Haunting in Venice (2023) ☹️
Gorgeous setting, solid acting... but A Haunting in Venice didn’t deliver what the trailer promised 👻🕵️♂️ The supernatural twist felt off-brand for…
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Little Miss Sunshine (2006) 😊
Chaotic, hilarious, and surprisingly heartfelt 💛 Little Miss Sunshine is a wild ride through family dysfunction—with pageants, grandpa rants, and zero filters.…
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Final Destination Bloodlines (2025) 😀
The Final Destination franchise is BACK 💀🔥 Bloodlines 😀 delivers clever kills, solid twists, and just the right amount of self-aware chaos.…
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Bob Trevino Likes It (2025) 😊
A quiet, heartfelt story about healing and unexpected connection 💔👨👧 Bob Trevino Likes It 😊 is sweet, emotional, and worth a watch—especially…
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Expend4bles (2023) ☹️
Big explosions, little payoff 💥 Expend4bles tries to recapture that Fast & Furious energy but falls flat with a forced story and…
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Dumb Money (2023) 😊
Paul Dano crushes it in Dumb Money 💸🐱 A sharp, funny, and surprisingly heartfelt take on the GameStop saga. Great cast, strong…
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Nonnas (2025) 😊
Family, food, and so much heart 🍝💛 Nonnas 😊 is a sweet, true story that’s full of love, laughter, and wisdom. Vince…
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Another Simple Favor (2025) 😊
Twists, fashion, and fun 🎭✨ Another Simple Favor 😊 brings back the stylish chaos with sharp banter and sleek surprises. Emily’s wardrobe?…
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Havoc (2025) 😊
Tom Hardy brings the grit 💥 Havoc 😊 delivers on action and mood, but the story doesn’t quite hit the mark. Solid…
