Horror
Films meant to work on you, rated on whether they do rather than on how hard they try. Jump scares are cheap, and the reviews price them accordingly.
newest releases first
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The Crow (2024) 😀
The Crow is a great film, though I know my opinion is in the minority. I think I understand why: many believe…
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Longlegs (2024) 🤩
Where do I even start? Longlegs isn’t your typical popcorn horror—it’s horror in its rawest form: deep, unrelenting, and utterly powerful. While…
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Speak No Evil (2024) 😀
James McAvoy delivers a chilling performance as Paddy in Speak No Evil, showcasing a captivating range between kindness and sociopathy. Supported by…
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Smile 2 (2024) 😀
Smile 2 successfully builds on its predecessor, with Naomi Scott delivering an extraordinary performance that captivates audiences. The film maintains the unsettling…
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Your Monster (2024) 😊
Your Monster reinvents the rom-com genre with elements of psychological drama, featuring a standout performance by Melissa Barrera as Laura, whose genuine…
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Alien: Romulus (2024) 😊
The new installment in the Alien universe, directed by Fede Alvarez, provides a thrilling experience with solid character development, particularly focusing on…
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M3GAN (2023) 😀
M3GAN is a whole lot of fun, and I didn't see that coming. I walked in expecting a cheap killer doll movie.…
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Scream VI (2023) 😀
📽️🖤 If you're a fan of the iconic horror series, this latest installment won't disappoint! It explores the legacy of the Ghostface…
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Bird Box Barcelona (2023) ☹️
Loved the original Bird Box, but the Barcelona spin-off? Not so much. 😶 30 minutes in and I was already out. If…
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Meg 2: The Trench (2023) 😊
Not deep, just deadly fun. 🦈💥 Meg 2 goes bigger, louder, and sillier—and somehow, it works. Perfect for when you just want…
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Totally Killer (2023) 😊
Totally Killer 😊 is a fun, time-traveling slasher 🎃🕰️ Kiernan Shipka holds her own in a movie that doesn’t take itself too…
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Five Nights at Freddy’s (2023) 😊
Five Nights at Freddy’s 😊 is spooky fun for younger fans 🎮👻 Not too scary, a little cheesy, but the vibe is…
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Godzilla Minus One (2023) 😊
Godzilla Minus One 😊 is a must-watch for kaiju fans 🐉🖤 The black & white style, emotional depth, clever science, and slow-burn…
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Smile (2022) 😀
😁🔪 Smile is the kind of horror movie that follows you home. Sosie Bacon plays a therapist who starts seeing people grin…
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The Menu (2022) 🤩
⭐ 10/10. The Menu is clever, mean, and tightly cooked. 🍽️ Ralph Fiennes is chilling, Anya Taylor-Joy is sharp, and Nicholas Hoult…
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Barbarian (2022) 😀
😰🏚️ I came to this backwards: I saw Companion and the new Resident Evil first, then went back to the one everyone…
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Scream (2022) 😀
💀🎉 This film beautifully honors the legacy of the franchise while bringing a fresh perspective that fans will appreciate. The evolution of…
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A Quiet Place Part II (2021) 😀
🍿😱 8/10. Scary, smart, and every bit as nerve-racking as the original. 🫣 The opening alone had me hooked. If the first…