Big Movies We Told You to Skip
Films a great many people saw, that did not survive contact with an actual viewing. Filed openly, because a recommendation site that never says no is not much use.
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War Machine (2026) ☹️
⚔️🚀 "War Machine" offers some wild action and a solid performance from Alan Ritchson, but the narrative lacks substance. It’s good for…
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Mickey 17 (2025) ☹️
Mickey 17 is visually stunning but hard to connect with. 🎥🚀 The sci-fi elements work, but the story stays too complex, making…
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The Gorge (2025) ☹️
The Gorge had so much potential… but it just didn’t land. 🤷♂️ While Miles Teller & Anya Taylor-Joy are great, the chemistry…
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Damsel (2024) ☹️
Damsel ☹️ had promise, but it just doesn’t deliver. ⚔️👑 The story stays surface-level, the acting is a bit too cheesy, and…
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Monkey Man (2024) ☹️
Monkey Man ☹️ had potential, but the story just didn’t land. 🤷♂️ Dev Patel delivers, and the action is solid for John…
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Madame Web (2024) ☹️
Ugh, Sony, what happened??!! Let’s not mince words: Madame Web is mediocre at best. For a quick review, it’s disappointing. Let’s unpack…
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Civil War (2024) ☹️
Civil War is a visually striking film with strong performances, particularly from Kirsten Dunst and Cailee Spaeny. However, despite its compelling buildup…
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No Hard Feelings (2023) ☹️
No Hard Feelings had potential—and a few laughs—but that beach scene? Way too much. 😳🩲 Most of the best jokes were in…
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A Haunting in Venice (2023) ☹️
Gorgeous setting, solid acting... but A Haunting in Venice didn’t deliver what the trailer promised 👻🕵️♂️ The supernatural twist felt off-brand for…
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The Marvels (2023) ☹️
The Marvels ☹️ is visually stunning 🌌✨ and the cast has great energy, but the story lacks direction and purpose. A fun-looking…
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Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom (2023) ☹️
Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom ☹️ had the visuals 🌊⚔️ and a few fun moments, but the story felt rushed and underdeveloped.…
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Poor Things (2023) ☹️
Poor Things ☹️ is stunning to look at 🎥🖤 and the acting is incredible 🎭👏—but the story just didn’t connect for me.…
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Napoleon Dynamite (2004) ☹️
So I finally watched Napoleon Dynamite and… yeah, I get the cult appeal. But it felt like showing up to a party…