Horror
Films meant to work on you, rated on whether they do rather than on how hard they try. Jump scares are cheap, and the reviews price them accordingly.
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Together (2025) 😊
Not every film is made to comfort you. Together is slow, tense, and unsettling… and that’s the point. 🎬Great performances, haunting tone—worth…
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I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025) 😀
🎃🔪 Back and Bloody - I Know What You Did Last Summer nailed it—scary, fun, and keeps you guessing. 🍿🔪 If you…
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28 Years Later (2025) 😀
🧟♀️💣 28 Years Later is savage, smart, and way deeper than I expected. Long, tense cuts. A terrifying Alpha. A zombie giving…
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Final Destination Bloodlines (2025) 😀
The Final Destination franchise is BACK 💀🔥 Bloodlines 😀 delivers clever kills, solid twists, and just the right amount of self-aware chaos.…
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Sinners (2025) 😊
Sinners (2025) 😊 brings a cool, bluesy vibe to the vampire genre 🧛♂️🎸 Michael B. Jordan and the cast are 🔥, and…
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Companion (2025) 😀
Companion 😀 is a subtle, haunting sci-fi gem 🤖❤️ The robots love deeply, the humans love differently—and that nuance hits hard. Smart,…
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Wolf Man (2025) 😊
🐺 "Wolf Man" is a solid January watch! Some things work really well—Julia Garner steals the show & the wolf-vision is 🔥.…
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Subservience (2024) 😊
"Subservience" is a solid watch with Megan Fox bringing authenticity to her role as an android. It’s entertaining without pretension. Want more…
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Lisa Frankenstein (2024) ☹️
Lisa Frankenstein ☹️ tried to be quirky, edgy, and fun… but it just didn’t work. 🧟♂️💀 A few funny moments, but the…
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Abigail (2024) 😀
Abigail 😀 is a total blast! 🩸🩰 A perfect mix of horror, humor, and jump scares—plus, Melissa Barrera kills it (literally). 🔥…
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The Watchers (2024) 😊
The Watchers was a fun, intriguing watch with a definite Shyamalan flair. What makes it even more fascinating is that the film…
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Strange Darling (2024) 😊
Strange Darling is quite a trip. While this style of horror isn’t typically my thing, it’s undeniably well-crafted, with twists and turns…
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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024) 😊
In all honesty, my expectations for Beetlejuice Beetlejuice were low. I remember liking the original as a kid, but I rarely rewatch…
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Nosferatu (2024) 😀
Nosferatu is a film with a singular focus: mastery. It’s not often we get a movie this meticulously crafted, and it’s an…
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The Substance (2024) 😊
***SPOILER*** The Substance is not for the faint of heart. Its message is potent, though the method of delivery may be hard…
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Never Let Go (2024) 😊
Never Let Go is a decent watch, though it’s the kind of film I’d recommend when you don’t have anything else you’re…
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The Crow (2024) 😀
The Crow is a great film, though I know my opinion is in the minority. I think I understand why: many believe…
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Longlegs (2024) 🤩
Where do I even start? Longlegs isn’t your typical popcorn horror—it’s horror in its rawest form: deep, unrelenting, and utterly powerful. While…