Horror
Films meant to work on you, rated on whether they do rather than on how hard they try. Jump scares are cheap, and the reviews price them accordingly.
newest releases first
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The Long Walk (2025) 😊
🎥 The Long Walk (2025) surprised me! Great performances + engaging dialogue, but the world-building was thin & the ending didn’t quite…
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Weapons (2025) 😀
🖤 Weapons is unsettling in all the best ways—haunting visuals, bone-chilling characters, and just the right amount of dark humor. Not for…
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Together (2025) 😊
Not every film is made to comfort you. Together is slow, tense, and unsettling… and that’s the point. 🎬Great performances, haunting tone—worth…
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I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025) 😀
🎃🔪 Back and Bloody - I Know What You Did Last Summer nailed it—scary, fun, and keeps you guessing. 🍿🔪 If you…
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28 Years Later (2025) 😀
🧟♀️💣 28 Years Later is savage, smart, and way deeper than I expected. Long, tense cuts. A terrifying Alpha. A zombie giving…
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Final Destination Bloodlines (2025) 😀
The Final Destination franchise is BACK 💀🔥 Bloodlines 😀 delivers clever kills, solid twists, and just the right amount of self-aware chaos.…
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Sinners (2025) 😊
Sinners (2025) 😊 brings a cool, bluesy vibe to the vampire genre 🧛♂️🎸 Michael B. Jordan and the cast are 🔥, and…
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Companion (2025) 😀
Companion 😀 is a subtle, haunting sci-fi gem 🤖❤️ The robots love deeply, the humans love differently—and that nuance hits hard. Smart,…
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Wolf Man (2025) 😊
🐺 "Wolf Man" is a solid January watch! Some things work really well—Julia Garner steals the show & the wolf-vision is 🔥.…
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Subservience (2024) 😊
"Subservience" is a solid watch with Megan Fox bringing authenticity to her role as an android. It’s entertaining without pretension. Want more…
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Lisa Frankenstein (2024) ☹️
Lisa Frankenstein ☹️ tried to be quirky, edgy, and fun… but it just didn’t work. 🧟♂️💀 A few funny moments, but the…
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Abigail (2024) 😀
Abigail 😀 is a total blast! 🩸🩰 A perfect mix of horror, humor, and jump scares—plus, Melissa Barrera kills it (literally). 🔥…
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The Watchers (2024) 😊
The Watchers was a fun, intriguing watch with a definite Shyamalan flair. What makes it even more fascinating is that the film…
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Strange Darling (2024) 😊
Strange Darling is quite a trip. While this style of horror isn’t typically my thing, it’s undeniably well-crafted, with twists and turns…
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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024) 😊
In all honesty, my expectations for Beetlejuice Beetlejuice were low. I remember liking the original as a kid, but I rarely rewatch…
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Nosferatu (2024) 😀
Nosferatu is a film with a singular focus: mastery. It’s not often we get a movie this meticulously crafted, and it’s an…
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The Substance (2024) 😊
***SPOILER*** The Substance is not for the faint of heart. Its message is potent, though the method of delivery may be hard…
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Never Let Go (2024) 😊
Never Let Go is a decent watch, though it’s the kind of film I’d recommend when you don’t have anything else you’re…